AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Takata. - I'm Shibata.
- I'm Jitsuno. - I'm Ryuto.
- I'm Mishima Yagami. - Hi, I'm Ryuto.
Yay!
Do you like drinking alcohol?
- We do. - Well...
As you can see, we have a lot of drinks here.
We have a lot of drinks here.
But today, we're going to drink and talk.
- Yes. - We'll talk first.
- But we can't give this to Sub-chan. - That's right.
- So we prepared a gimmick. - Okay.
Over there, there's an average size of wood.
- A foreign king made it for you. - A foreign king made it for me.
If you drink all of it and cross it, you win.
If you drop it, you lose.
- It's just a general rule. - Yes.
- So it's a general rule. - Yes, a general rule.
If you drop it, you drank too much.
- You don't know your own capacity. - I see.
It's a check. "Oh, this is my capacity."
Who drinks the most? It's a general rule.
Are you stupid?
- It's a general rule for everyone. - You're stupid.
- But you really don't know much about it. - No, I don't know much about it.
You're stupid.
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of conversation you'll have when you drink.
It depends on who you're drinking with, right?
Do you have all of them?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You're drunk, too.
- This is out. - You can't do that.
- Can you soak me in half-pansy? - All of it.
- Let's have a drink in five minutes. - Okay.
- Let's do it like it's normal. - Okay.
Cheers!
- So, what are we toasting for today, leader? - For our fiftieth anniversary 10 days in a row.
- Cheers! - Yeah.
- We haven't had a proper toast yet. - We haven't had a proper meal yet.
- So, for the sake of toasting, we'd like to... - For the sake of toasting...
- You're dangerous.
- We'd like to ask you for your usual temperature. - Wait, that's...
- That hasn't started yet. - That's...
- Senpai, you're drunk again. - No, it's not me.
My junior is toasting like that. I'm lecturing him. It's stupid. Stop it.
- My junior is toasting like that. I'm lecturing him. - Stop it. That's embarrassing.
- That's terrible. - It's not mine.
- Okay, let's toast. - Okay.
- Let's have a drink. - Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Why are you toasting? - Why are you toasting?
- Who came up with this?
- We'll start with the usual toasting. - Okay.
- Tetsuya Shiososo is toasting. - What?
- Because... - What?!
- He's toasting.
- I'm toasting. - He's toasting.
- Yeah.
- I'm toasting. - I'm toasting.
- It's really... - It's really...
- He starts toasting right away. - It's really...
- How much can you toast? - How much?
- I can only do this if you're 170cm in height. - There's this technique.
Ryo-kun's toasting during my 17th driving lesson.
- Stop it! - What?
Your face!
- Who didn't drink until this hour? - Well...
- The moment you get drunk, you either live or give up. - That's right.
- When you're drunk, don't you blow your nose like this? - Huh? Is that what you meant?
- I thought you were instinctively lowering your nose. - That's what I meant.
- I do it a lot. - It stinks!
- My nostrils stink! - Nostrils?!
- That's my cup. - That's right.
- It's dangerous. - It's dangerous.
- I do it a lot. - You too!
You do it a lot, too.
- Ryo-kun does it a lot, too. - I did it once.
- It's long! - It's long, so...
- It's quite... - It's quite amazing.
- If we all agree, we can do a clean-up. - Let's do a clean-up.
- What's your average drink? - My average drink is...
- You haven't done it yet, have you? - I haven't done it yet.
- Two or three times. - Two or three times.
- This is good, isn't it? - It's light, isn't it?
- Yes.
- The second one! Canned food! - Canned food!
- It's a trend! - It's a trend! It's really a trend!
- If you look up canned food all over the country...
- It's like 10% alcohol content in Instagrammers all over the country.
- Because it's the best energy drink. - Seriously!
- It's really painful for me to say, "This is a junk food!"
- Because you're older than me. - No, it's really different!
- Have you ever...
- Drunk alcohol and messed up?
- When I was sleeping at the station...
- My friend who had just gotten off the train discovered me sleeping at home...
- And he called me and picked me up at home.
- It's pretty bad when you're sleeping at home.
- It's completely crushed. - It's crazy.
- Have you ever suddenly vomited without calling first?
- It's a prevention! - It's definitely that day!
- It's the day you really vomit all of a sudden. - It's the day you're stuck.
- It's the day you're really stuck. - The day you received your phone.
- Yeah.
- I was on the train and I suddenly vomited...
- And when I got back from college, I was drinking...
- I was wearing a backpack.
- It's scary. - It's scary.
- I used to vomit a lot back in the day.
- Well, it's a nice judgment.
- Well, it was better than the train.
- What about me?
- You went home with sand from the park.
- Like an orphan? - Yeah, something like that.
- An orphan?
- You said, "I'm an orphan," and you put sand in your pocket and went home...
- And the next morning you woke up and you were covered in sand.
- Something like that.
- It's a long time ago!
- You say it over and over again.
- You say it over and over again!
- What about recently?
- Recently? - You've been drinking a lot.
- And on Tetsuya's wall...
- No, you say it!
- I saw it and it was gone.
- It was stuck between me and my belt.
- It came out.
- I don't think I've calmed down much.
- In Hokkaido...
- Three bugs made me drink tequila...
- I didn't enjoy it much and went home.
- We met up and went home. - I see.
- I gave Toshimitsu a massage. - You did.
- At a hotel. - And I fell asleep.
- I woke up and Toshimitsu went out again. - I went out too.
- What's with this weird way of drinking? - Is it because you're wearing thin clothes?
- It's getting worse. - I feel like I'm getting drunk. - I don't think so.
- It's not like that at all. - It is.
- When you get drunk, you turn into a gera and a kisuma and it gets worse. - No doubt about it.
- Kisuma is the worst, right? - Kisuma is bad.
- It's really bad. - Third glass.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Start! - It's bad to say it like that...
- You can't drink it?
- You're strong! - You drank it all?
- I can't drink rice at all. - Tetsuya doesn't fail.
- Sake. - Sake, huh?
- You know how there's laughter or crying. - Yeah.
- But it's too hard to chew. - Huh?
- There's a habit of chewing things. - Huh?
- It's not like that now, but it used to be like that. - Yeah, back in the day...
- There was a crazy guy named Shime. - A crazy guy?
- When we got together and drank, Tetsuya was like...
- You know how you get bored after drinking? - Yeah.
- "I'm bored! I think I can chew it now!" - Yeah.
- He tried to chew it and his teeth fell out. - His teeth fell out!
- His teeth are strong. - Yeah.
- He was like, "I can't do it! I can't chew it!" - "What are you doing?"
- He got mad and his teeth fell out and he bit his lips. - Wow, that's crazy.
- When he bit his girlfriend's teeth...
- The back of her teeth fell out. - Huh?!
- He bit his teeth? - He bit his teeth.
- On that day, Tetsuya was on the balcony of the room we were drinking...
- Me, Tetsuya and Shimizu-senpai and Tetsuya - senpai were talking...
- "I've been friends with you for the rest of my life, haven't we?"
- "I'm really bored." - "It's cold!"
- "I'll never forget this moment." - "It stinks!"
- "It was fun."
- He was wearing a gas mask.
- Oh!
- Average diet!
- Now, what will happen? We've had three drinks so far.
- Depending on your drinking habits up until now...
- Will you be able to do an average diet from now on or will you drop it?
- Well, let's get started!
[Average diet]
- I'll go first! - Okay!
- I'm a little scared because this average diet is too expensive.
- I made it well, so you can leave it to me!
- It's not easy at all.
- Are you clear now?
- It's easy and clear.
- The members are...
- On Braveman Road...
- And...
- I hit my head.
- What? Really?
- Was there such a gimmick?
- It's okay, right?
- This is bad!
- Is this okay?
- Not yet, not yet.
- I'm afraid it's going to break.
- Wait a minute!
- What? Are you kidding me?
- You just made fun of me now!
- How is it?
- You made fun of me!
- I didn't notice it at all!
- You should have done it a little more this way!
- That was a trick!
- I didn't think it would break.
- It's unstable.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- It's shaking.
- I'm doing a lot of drinking parties, so I'm happy.
- Yes, it's okay!
- Are you happy?
- Oh, you can do it!
- You can do it!
- Okay!
- I'm glad, I'm glad.
- Let's go back to drinking parties.
- Let's go back!
- Fourth drink! - Yes.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- As a "can't do ya" episode, I've been "can't do ya" since 2 months ago.
- I'm sorry. - Your LINE name is...
- Someone doesn't know Ryo's LINE images posted on Twitter.
- Of course I know! - Then it's me!
- Chinchin. - Sorry.
- You haven't changed it. - It's funny.
- When you did a love game prank? - When you did a love game prank.
- It's been a while, Chinchin. - It's been a while, Chinchin.
- Your house is Chinchin. - It's always Chinchin.
- What's your favorite drink? - Momo Beer.
- I don't know much about people who drink 2 beers in a row. - Me too, I drink only beer in my room.
- I like beer, Shibai. - Isn't it bad?
- Don't worry about it.
- It's bad. - It's bad.
- Shibai and I can't "gap" so we don't drink much.
- People who can "gap" can't drink beer.
- Can't drink beer? - It happens sometimes.
- I've never drunk that much water in such a rush. - There's simply too much energy.
- We can't "gap" so we don't drink much.
- Only people who watch our videos can "gap" so much.
- We can't "gap" so we don't drink much.
- It's bad.
- Hey!
- I just remembered this.
- Shibai can't drink more than 14 seconds.
- What?
- Don't make me drink it. I'm drinking it spontaneously.
- Fifth round!
- Count it!
- It's really bad for our pace.
- What was that about?
- I can't have the last drop when I'm thirsty.
- There are times when I want to drink water but I hate it.
- Drinking water makes me sad.
- It decides our fate.
- It's a complete match and we don't want to lose.
- I don't want it to be the worst!
- I'm Yuyama. - I'm Ichion.
- Hey! - I'm Yuyama.
- I'm Ichion.
- Hey! - Hey!
- What's this?! - This is not a game!
- Echame, Mukuto and Shimizu are super lucky to play baseball today. - Yeah, we're lucky.
- We're tired, you know. - Yeah, that's important too.
- What? - Hey.
- Hey, um... - When someone's talking, like...
- Hey! - I'm gonna hit you in the stomach.
- I'm gonna make you play baseball!
- I'm sick of the smell of baseball. - Wait a minute.
- I'm really sick of it. - I'm sick of it.
- Huh? Who was it? - Usui Shibahiro.
- I hit his head and it was this far away. - That's crazy!
- I'm tired of it!
- Yuyama was not good at baseball.
- Utesuya, Utesuya, go clean up the trash. - Okay.
- I'm scared of the CPR. - That has nothing to do with it.
- It didn't mean anything! - It didn't mean anything!
- I knew it!
- We haven't talked in a while.
- Yeah, what's up?
- You know...
- I was like, "Oh no!"
- I think it was the 5th anniversary party.
- The U.S. 5th anniversary party.
- He said it was 3 o'clock, but I don't even remember it.
- And then he got mad and said, "Are you okay?"
- And he made all kinds of weird noises.
- Like...
- "The, the..."
- What kind of voice was that?!
- What was that voice?! - I don't know!
- What was that voice?!
- I don't know!
- It's the 6th one.
- It's done!
- It's pretty good, right?
- It's really good.
- We always meet up, so we don't really get excited and talk.
- That's true.
- I don't know what's going on this week.
- The update is like what we talked about yesterday.
- I want to talk about baseball today, too.
- But...
- It was fun, wasn't it?
- It was really fun.
- It was really relaxing.
- I was like, "Let's use the content of baseball and have fun."
- And everyone was really good.
- It was really fun.
- It's a pretty big ground.
- It's about 80 meters wide.
- It's a proper ground.
- We were just practicing normally at first.
- And we kept making mistakes.
- And we were like, "Oh no, we made a mistake."
- It was smaller than usual.
- I was like, "Where should we position ourselves?"
- And we were like, "Let's pitch."
- It was really fast.
- To be honest, my catch was the worst.
- I hit a lot of balls.
- There was no chance at all. - The amateur baseball players just throw the pitcher and enjoy hitting.
- But the pitcher was really good. - I said, "I'll catch it."
- I just took it once and said, "Do you want me to sign it?" - Because I didn't decide anything about Tokutoshi Mitsu's autograph.
- "There's no movie I can't take." And I said, "I didn't decide anything," and Tokutoshi Mitsu said, "Do you want me to sign it?"
- But it was another pitch-challenge session. - You're not filming!
- We're going for a drink. - Since we're going for a drink.
- Ah! - Oh, damn it.
- It's a tie! - Let's put it away then!
- Yes!
[3rd Match Start]
- That's P-san for you. - Woah!
- What!? - There's no way!
- Wait, wait, wait! - What?!
- You're the one who's crying! - Your face is amazing!
I'm about to cry!
- You can do it! You can do it! - You can do it!
You can do it!
This is bad!
You can do it!
- You can do it! - Two more!
You can do it!
[The next day, Shibayu was drunk and fell asleep.]
- I fell asleep! - Kai, you're drunk!
- You're drunk! - You're drunk!
- Kai, you're drunk! - You're drunk!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You were amazing! - You were amazing!
- Shibayu-san, you're drunk six times and you're out! - I'm sorry!
- You did your best, Shibayu. - You did your best.
- I did my best. - I did my best.
- I'm drinking a lot. - He always says he doesn't need another drink.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
- You're okay. - Oh!
- That was close! You hit me in the head! - You're strong.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Shall we move on to the next one? - Yes!
[The next day, Shibayu was drunk and fell asleep.]
- I'm sleepy! - It's hard to be sweet!
- Is this your seventh drink? - Yes!
[The next day, Shibayu was drunk and fell asleep.]
- This is your seventh drink. - Yes!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- You're strong! - You're strong!
- I want a can of beer! - A can of beer's no good.
- I want some sweeted red beans! - Sweeted red beans?
- Red beans with sweetened red beans? - Sweetened red beans with sweetened red beans?
- Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah!
- You did it! You did it!
- Sweetened red beans!
- Sweetened red beans...
- and Chimp of Bakinyan.
- I know that one!
- I'll say it legitimately.
- Chimp of...
- Ba! - It's not!
- And blood wax mannequin!
- That's awesome!
- Blood wax mannequin! - I'm amazed!
- I'm scared I'll fall on my next normal day.
- Ryo, your face looks bad!
- My eyes feel slimy. - For real!
You look like you're really sleepy.
You look like you can only walk when you're drunk.
[5 minutes have passed]
- You're right. - That was close!
[5 minutes have passed]
- That was close, wasn't it? - It was close, wasn't it?
- Oh no, it's 5 minutes. - It's too sweet!
- I'm sorry. - Who am I talking to?
- 5 minutes. - This is 5 minutes, right?
- Wow. - Let's go.
We only have 2 minutes left until we pass the average time.
- If we don't finish early, we'll have a bus tour tomorrow. - That's true.
- We're not in good spirits. - We're not in good spirits.
- We haven't started yet. - Yeah.
KANTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYA!
KANTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYA!
I'm sorry.
- We can't say "Kantuuuuyaa!" because we can't get in. - Kantuuuyaa.
- They'll say "kantuuuyaa!"
- I got a sticker. - What's up!
Saying "kyaa!"
- KANTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUYA! - KANTUYUYA!
- Yeah! - Yeah, I...
- I feel drunk. - Me too.
Oh, man...
[5 minutes have passed]
I seriously want to go to the kantuyuya.
Toshinori-san, if you cut it here, it won't be equal.
There is also a give up system.
Rather than getting drunk and throwing up,
a give up video is refreshing.
"Alhara" is not good.
From now on, the person who vomited will say "I drank my own blood" in front of the camera.
It's not good to be thought of as being drunk.
I will write it properly on YouTube.
Everyone, it's the ninth one.
Ninth!
"Katsuya"!
It's "Katsuya".
There are a lot of "Katsuya" videos, aren't there?
There are a lot of them.
There aren't many.
Give me one.
Hey, what are you doing with your glasses?
I'm shooting.
Hey, Shibayu, take it away.
Yes, yes.
Do you want me to do it here?
Do it here!
I can't smoke.
I can't do it like a drunk person.
I'm a drunk person.
Oh, it spilled a lot.
Oh!
You shouldn't have said it like that.
I'm sorry.
It hurts!
You shouldn't have said it like that.
We cooperated with each other.
Ouch! It hurts like a dick!
Ouch!
I don't smoke, really.
Wait, wait, I'm sorry.
We're done with "Kedohai".
Can you guess it?
"Kedohai" means...
"Kedohai" is correct!
That's it!
Okay, let's start with the average age!
[The average age of a girls is...]
Shizuya was also sick this morning...
We're putting this on air!
It's blinding.
Nothing happened!
Nothing happened.
"Watatte chonmage"! (Hit it and bend it!)
That's crazy!
Good job!
That was easy!
You didn't clean up at all, so you have to watch out for this.
Yeah.
Okay, so...
"Watatte... chonmage"! (Hit it... and bend it!)
(Laughing)
Stop it!
You always do it!
(Bingo!)
(Yumaru, hit it!)
(A little bend!)
(Bingo!)
(Toshinson's challenge! Go ahead!)
(Hit it! A little bend!)
(Bingo!)
(It's good!)
(Tetsuya, you are good at a little bend, but you are doing it in a different way!)
(A little bend!)
(Laughing)
(You are doing it in a different way!)
(You can do it!)
(You are talking too much!)
(He is out!)
(I want him to be an idol!)
(This is the tenth commemorative game!)
(Yes!)
(Drinks!)
(The tenth drink is...)
(Canned food!)
(Yes!)
- I know. - I totally know.
Am I out?
Don't do it properly. Don't overdo it.
If you say "I'm not overdoing it", I'll go to the locker room now.
- It's hard to do it properly. - I'll try not to make it a part-time video.
- If you do it, I'll make a bad voice. - Ah! Wait, camera, camera, camera!
No, no, no!
Yono-san!
- Out! - Out!
- Okay, okay.
- There's a lot of room, right? - Wow!
The second person can't do it even ten times!
- Wow, it feels good! - Hey!
- He's really good! - He's really good!
- I'm getting drunk again, but I'm out. - Yeah, you're out.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work!
- You're out. - Yeah.
Before this video started, I really wanted to win.
- But now... - I don't want to think about it anymore.
- I don't want to think about it anymore.
- Okay, the eleventh cup is in. - Okay!
- It's complete! - It's complete!
I can't do this!
- Did it go in?! Did it go in?! Did it go in?! - What?!
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